Alright, folks, it's that time of year again - time to make some grand, sweeping goals that I'll probably forget about by February. But hey, gotta dream big, right?
World Domination (via Books, Obviously)
- Read 50 books: Yeah, I know, I know. I barely managed 30 this year and have not even met it yet. But this year, I'm going to be a reading machine. I'll read while I eat, sleep, and shower. I might even try reading while driving, but I'll probably end up in a ditch.
- Join a Book Club: I've always wanted to join a book club, but I'm terrified of being the only one who hasn't read the book or, worse, being the only one who has. But this year, I'm taking the plunge. Wish me luck!
Other Ridiculous Goals
- Learn to Juggle: Because why not? It seems like a fun and practical skill to have.
- Master the Art of Making Sushi: I've always wanted to impress my friends with my culinary skills. Plus, sushi is delicious.
- Become a Professional Nap-Taker: I'm already pretty good at it, but I want to take it to the next level. I'm thinking of starting a nap-taking consultancy.
I know these goals are a bit ambitious, but I'm determined to make them happen. After all, what's the fun in setting easy goals?
What are your goals for 2025? Let me know in the comments below.
And remember, if you see me napping, juggling, or making terrible sushi, just smile and wave.
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